Funny poems

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  • Dis Is Hard (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
    It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock...

  • Fuzzy wuzzy (funny) (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you notice this notice, you will notice that...

  • Lies and Deciet (2)

    by Mommy And Me

    With kisses tracing her red, red lips
    Immersed in the lies and deciet...

  • --Yall I wanna battle rap so here's some lyrics--
    I love doin what I'm best at...

  • School (2)

    by Mallory

    When school starts
    I'll have a brain fart...

  • Jiggly Jello (2)

    by Silent Voice and Tender Heart

    The jello jiggled in the bowl.
    It jiggled upon my spoon...

  • I love someone (2)

    by Samantha

    I love someone,
    Yes I do...

  • This boy is an idiot.
    His hands are so sweaty...

  • This is all in fun - It's meant to be satiric...
    You can listen here...

  • Cat (2)

    by jessica

    There once was a cat called cubby,
    he could bite a puppy,he's small and fat, he looks...

  • Mushy Rice (2)

    by x-Beth-x

    - please vote and comment -
    I was cooking it on the stove...

  • If I Could (2)

    by Holly Nicole Williams

    If I could
    I would put Ex-lax in his food...