Funny poems

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  • Im In Love (2)

    by stephanie

    I sit in my room staring at the sky
    For no-one in my life has tooken me so hi...

  • I found a website,
    what a surprise...

  • I'm Thankful (2)

    by Eyes_Of_Rain

    I'm Thankful
    I'm thankful for my computer...

  • Today, I start... (2)

    by SweeT pOisOn

    She said "Good-luck" as she walked away,
    She slipped out of my hand, leaving me where I...

  • Who Washed Them?? (2)

    by Courtney

    Who Washed Washignton's White Woolen Underwhere...

  • This is Absurd, Outrageous!
    words can't describe it...

  • Dis Is Hard (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
    It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock...

  • Fuzzy wuzzy (funny) (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you notice this notice, you will notice that...

  • Cookies! (2)

    by Jen

    [Gem challenged me to write a poem about cookies...
    They're so damn sexy...

  • Cat (2)

    by jessica

    There once was a cat called cubby,
    he could bite a puppy,he's small and fat, he looks...

  • Mushy Rice (2)

    by x-Beth-x

    - please vote and comment -
    I was cooking it on the stove...

  • If I Could (2)

    by Holly Nicole Williams

    If I could
    I would put Ex-lax in his food...