Funny poems

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  • I'm Thankful (2)

    by Eyes_Of_Rain

    I'm Thankful
    I'm thankful for my computer...

  • Who Washed Them?? (2)

    by Courtney

    Who Washed Washignton's White Woolen Underwhere...

  • My Baby Hates True Crime Shows
    Copyright Corinne Curcio July 31, 2008...

  • Dis Is Hard (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
    It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock...

  • Fuzzy wuzzy (funny) (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you notice this notice, you will notice that...

  • Mothers And Dirt (free Verse) (2)

    by Robert Meuser

    Mothers and Dirt
    By: R. Meuser...

  • 1. Specify that your drive-through order is...
    2. Reply to everything someone says with...

  • Foolishness (2)

    by Lovelust

    It was more than a heartfelt cry
    In the rush of blood as I slowly die...

  • Cat (2)

    by jessica

    There once was a cat called cubby,
    he could bite a puppy,he's small and fat, he looks...

  • Mushy Rice (2)

    by x-Beth-x

    - please vote and comment -
    I was cooking it on the stove...

  • Vulcan (Acrostic contest) (2)

    by Grant Gilbert AKA Slash

    Vulcan
    Very powerful it is and seemingly large...

  • If I Could (2)

    by Holly Nicole Williams

    If I could
    I would put Ex-lax in his food...