Funny poems

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  • Slugs (2)

    by FlirtingWithDeath

    Six slimy slippery slugs slivered slow soon...
    Yeah...I had a hard time saying it even though I...

  • Yahh (2)

    by Sara Lane

    My bologna has a first name its OSCAR my bologna...

  • Pink dogs w/ cheese (2)

    by Becky Mains

    Pink dogs
    pink dogs in fogs...

  • Three message (2)

    by leinhart

    So i like this girl,
    I met at school...

  • Peas with Honey (2)

    by oNice

    I always eat peas with honey,
    I've done it all my life...

  • Dont be stagnent (2)

    by alive in death

    Listen....
    hearken to others...

  • Psychiatric Hotline (2)

    by ItGirl

    Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
    If you are obsessive-compulsive...

  • Things i love about you (2)

    by Love vs Fate

    Things i love about you,
    the way you make me laugh...

  • Little Boy Toys (2)

    by Nikki

    There was a little boy,
    who had little boy toys...

  • Me (2)

    by KIABOO

    High class
    ghetto ass...

  • Scariest Witness (2)

    by I love you always and today

    I witness the scariest crime
    More scarier than the bogey man...

  • I once had a purple flower
    And I sniffed it every hour...