Funny poems

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  • Tickle (2)

    by jerica

    Tickle my toes
    and you'll wiggle my nose...

  • Haunted (2)

    by The Ninja

    My house is haunted
    No one believes me...

  • An O' to Nipple Hair (2)

    by Extreme Philifan

    I feel the scratching,
    itching my chest...

  • I am a desexed pussy cat, they took me to the vet,
    Because I got all horny, but I never got one yet...

  • O thong (2)

    by candace

    Oh Thong - Oh Thong
    Why do you feel so wrong...

  • I have hair (2)

    by Extreme Philifan

    I have hair...

  • Sweet Reprimand (2)

    by Nathan

    Punched in the gut
    I'm Gasping for air...

  • Roses (2)

    by DARUSHA

    ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE BLUE...

  • You do it for money not love
    No don't kiss me...

  • Wished He Wouldn't Asked (2)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    An old toothless woman
    Is setting in the back seat of a taxi...

  • Be (2)

    by aisha

    I WANNA BE YOUR W-I-F-F-Y
    I WANT YOU TO BE MY H-U-B-B-Y...

  • My sisters gay (2)

    by bethany

    My sisters gay
    she never lets me play...