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  • Politically Correct (5)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Pocahontas is too sexy, and tinky winky is gay.
    None of us believe this, though that's what they...

  • Size Does Matter (5)

    by Fran

    How can she be satisfied
    With something so small...

  • A Damn (5)

    by Countess of Monte Cristo

    I'm sorry for thinking i was good enough,
    I'm sorry for thinking of you...

  • Younger Guy (5)

    by kida

    Sorry 2 many peopel from my school was going on...

  • Magic Ink (5)

    by goddess-glamourpuss

    There is a little pixie
    Who paints some daisies pink...

  • Roses r Red.... (5)

    by shelaine clarke

    Roses r red
    violet r blue...

  • Chamberlin: acrostic etheree (5)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Cool
    humble...

  • She walks into her son's room,
    Frowning and stomping...

  • Hard At Work With English Muffins (5)

    by Italian Stallion

    I'm writing this poem,
    In regards to Liz...

  • Rip It Up (5) 1

    by Sylvia

    (I used the 50 song titles given for a second...
    Great balls of fire, that'll be the day...

  • Dear boy, if i ever lost my head
    i am not sure what i would do...

  • Mississippi (5)

    by Luxxy lux

    Say:
    Mississippi 5x really fast...