i like big macs
i thought you should know it...
Boy walks to girl
GIRL- yay my b_h is here...
Stash the money and the drugs,
I'm a pimp and I'm the winner...
Adventure of Snake Charmer and the Leprechaun
A discontented snake Charmer...
Once upon a time there was a poodle
Who dressed funny, and had curls like doodles...
If there was no make-up
It would not be fair...
One day a frog hopped in the forest,
It never seen another beast...
~ DIRECT APPROACH, is when the question is asked...
~ SWEET BUT SNAKY APPROACH, that is when the guy...
My teacher gave me a poem about plums
to learn off by heart...
Purple car, purple car why won't you go?
I start you up but you shut yourself down...
The reason i like chocolate is i can lick
my fingers and nobody tell me I'm not...
Dear Santa,
Here is my list...