It's impossible to sneak around in this house (5)

by Mr Anonymous

It’s impossible to sneak around in...
It’s impossible for even a mouse...

The Test (5)

by Mr Anonymous

Today in school
We have a test...

Just Imagine (5)

by Eddie Hoyte

{ they said life without women is nothing }
But...

Quitting (5)

by Noelle Wright

Oh how you fill my lungs with eagerness
Placing my lips to you is sweeter then a kiss...

Vampire Mythtakes (5)

by Larry Chamberlin

Creatures that come in the night
don't sparkle like Edward...

Why do girls like shopping?!?! (5)

by Mark

I hate buying clothes
Can't see how girls love it...

Summer (5)

by Stacinator

Swimming pools,
No school...

Roses are red (5)

by Megan

Roses are red
Violets are blue...

Famous last words (5)

by matthew

1. of course the waters safe to drink!
2.I'm telling you, it is possible to swallow a...

The big bug that bit a big bear (5)

by Aly

A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big...

The Granny Gang (5) 1

by Whiskurz

Here's a story about a gang of grannies
Who knocked over a panty hose store...

Pink Elephant Shuffle (5)

by Twisted Heart

It was truly a night to remember
But one I'd just soon forget...