Funny poems

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  • The Test (5)

    by Mr Anonymous

    Today in school
    We have a test...

  • Roses are red (5)

    by Megan

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • Quitting (5)

    by Noelle Wright

    Oh how you fill my lungs with eagerness
    Placing my lips to you is sweeter then a kiss...

  • My Handy Dandy Notebook (5)

    by Blood of a Lion

    Hey Blue how do you do?
    Hey Blue who was that pink fool that always fowled...

  • I hate buying clothes
    Can't see how girls love it...

  • Summer (5)

    by Stacinator

    Swimming pools,
    No school...

  • Vampire Mythtakes (5)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Creatures that come in the night
    don't sparkle like Edward...

  • For a Good Time Call (5)

    by Maple Tree

    I'm claustrophobic-
    as I reside within...

  • Famous last words (5)

    by matthew

    1. of course the waters safe to drink!
    2.I'm telling you, it is possible to swallow a...

  • A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big...

  • Pink Elephant Shuffle (5)

    by Twisted Heart

    It was truly a night to remember
    But one I'd just soon forget...

  • Poet-holic (5) 3 HM

    by The Po whet

    They claim their wine matures with age,
    but my poetry sweetens word by word...