Funny poems

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  • Size Does Matter (5)

    by Fran

    How can she be satisfied
    With something so small...

  • Blah (5)

    by Phoenix

    Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
    i wet my pants o well blah blah blah blah blah...

  • Parental abuse (5)

    by diary

    My parents are abusive.
    they don't hit me, leaving invisible bruises...

  • 1. We like to take risks
    2. We love to dribble up the middle too...

  • Adventure of Snake Charmer and the Leprechaun
    A discontented snake Charmer...

  • Roses (5)

    by Katt Baker

    Roses are red
    and froggies are green...

  • A Damn (5)

    by Countess of Monte Cristo

    I'm sorry for thinking i was good enough,
    I'm sorry for thinking of you...

  • Chicken (5)

    by Samantha

    I loved my chicken,
    His name was Bob...

  • Rip It Up (5) 1

    by Sylvia

    (I used the 50 song titles given for a second...
    Great balls of fire, that'll be the day...

  • There ain't no elevator
    so you'll have to use the stairs...

  • I have a bone to pick with you,
    You stupid, big fat red thing...

  • The Hoummous Diplomacy (5)

    by A lonely soul

    I have learnt (Inspired by Britt, Sibs, LP &amp...
    Hoummous can save the day...