Funny poems

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  • No make-up :-o (5)

    by Mel

    If there was no make-up
    It would not be fair...

  • My Teacher*~~~ (5)

    by Darkfairy

    On top of the school house
    All covered with blood...

  • Chinese Man & Boss (5)

    by Hayden

    Chinese man rings boss.\"Me No Work,I...
    Boss Says,\"When I\'m sick i sex my wife,try...

  • We're goth! (5)

    by TwistedHate

    We're goth, we're the feared!
    On your soul we shall dine...

  • Over-served (5)

    by jencam

    I feel like crap, what were we thinking?
    who lets us out when we've been drinking...

  • Queefs (5)

    by Tom Watkins

    Queefs can happen in a gym,
    On the treadmill or while you swim...

  • There ain't no elevator
    so you'll have to use the stairs...

  • I farted (5)

    by chelsea

    I farted today yesterday and the day before man...

  • Baked Beans (5)

    by Dreama

    ~FOUND IT ON A SITE, THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY~
    There was a lady that LOVED baked beans. That was...

  • Dogs (5)

    by lilbro

    Dogs are soft
    dogs are cute...

  • Pengi the Penguin (5)

    by natasha

    There once was a penguin that lived in a tree,
    He had no bathroom and really had to pee...

  • Dont understand (5)

    by Bibbitt CSI537

    I don't get why you people think
    liking me is good...