If there was no make-up
It would not be fair...
On top of the school house
All covered with blood...
Chinese man rings boss.\"Me No Work,I...
Boss Says,\"When I\'m sick i sex my wife,try...
We're goth, we're the feared!
On your soul we shall dine...
I feel like crap, what were we thinking?
who lets us out when we've been drinking...
Queefs can happen in a gym,
On the treadmill or while you swim...
There ain't no elevator
so you'll have to use the stairs...
I farted today yesterday and the day before man...
~FOUND IT ON A SITE, THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY~
There was a lady that LOVED baked beans. That was...
Dogs are soft
dogs are cute...
There once was a penguin that lived in a tree,
He had no bathroom and really had to pee...
I don't get why you people think
liking me is good...