Funny poems

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  • Poop (4)

    by pius

    Pooop...

  • Blah (5)

    by Phoenix

    Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
    i wet my pants o well blah blah blah blah blah...

  • United in which we stand

    by FeelingIsickIinmyhead

    I pledge allegiance to the flag
    With the president with many lies...

  • Funny Love (7)

    by CoLliN

    When im with you
    in my stomach i feel butterflies...

  • Cows!..haha (2)

    by Kelly

    Cows
    Say the word "cow" before each word...

  • Haha lol (2)

    by X Broken X

    Bacon is bacon
    eggs are eggs...

  • My Grandmother (9)

    by Jessica

    As I stare
    At the lady...

  • The Most Dangerous Game (4)

    by Poetess Lana

    I ran up the stairs into the attic,
    and hid in the closet, gasping for breath. A voice...

  • Everyone falls over and breaks their necks.
    because some kid left out some tech decks...

  • The hang over poem! (3)

    by i hate myself

    The day after yesterday,
    is certainly today...

  • Mama Told Me (1)

    by Rick B

    My mama told me
    if i was goody...

  • Volcanoes, How I hate them and their silican dust...
    I mean, they were pretty cool, but I do not like...