Funny poems

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  • 10 reasons (4)

    by Kelly

    10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
    1. They always wear protection...

  • Attack of the Carbs (4)

    by LadyPearl

    No food in the fridge
    Time to go shopping...

  • Ode to Ben and Jerry (lyrics)

    by LostHopesCrimsonTears

    [v1]
    Well, I don't know where they get diamonds are a...

  • MY WORLD...

  • Unlucky Day When I Was 2 (2)

    by Wasted Fake Smiles

    I was only two, when my family and I,
    Were all in Oregon, as I ate a sadwich on rye...

  • Batman is an Emo Kid (2)

    by Busted Halo

    Batman is a stupid rich kid
    only good for his utility belt...

  • The Mailbox

    by Tisha

    This story starts ,when me and my best friend...
    It's a wonder either of us is still alive...

  • You make me happy
    You make me sad...

  • I wanted to try something new with the comedy...

  • Confusion on Poetry.
    By sfiawong...

  • Spida

    by sophie

    Spida spida
    on the wall u think ur smart...

  • Batman (3)

    by Fredaeya

    This is abt my bf (don't ask, long story)
    You know I think you could be Peter Pan, you'd...