Funny poems

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  • The Etch-A-Sketch (1)

    by David Moss

    I drew a perfect circle
    on my Etch-a-Sketch today...

  • Whimp

    by Andy loves Jesus

    They push you down and pick on you.
    Exspect you to fight for nothing at all...

  • Funny Cheer

    by jstagrl09

    El a peeblo
    El a Pablo...

  • Wathif (3)

    by Fredy

    Today i was trying to make a poem and a lot of...
    wathif my house burn down...

  • You are

    by sarah

    You are mean,
    u r nice...

  • How i wanna go (2)

    by i hate myself

    If i die i wanna die like this,
    i wanna feel the warmth...

  • 1. Pretend the caller was lucky caller 20 on your...
    2. If it\'s a telemarketer, say the person...

  • Garden (1)

    by Gemma Sullivan

    Flowers in the garden until one sunny day my dad...

  • Haha (1)

    by pius

    Cara has nits hahahahahahahahahhahahahh nits...

  • Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair.
    I got t-bones steaks and ice cold beer...

  • A Prayer (2)

    by Megan

    Before i lay down to sleep,
    i pray for a man who's not a creep...

  • There once was a squirrel named Chewy
    Who like scratching his nuts while eating Chop Sui...