Baked beans (limerik) (3)

by *shae-natasha*

There once was a can of baked beans.
that was eaten by some great queens...

Pink Elephant Shuffle (5)

by Twisted Heart

It was truly a night to remember
But one I'd just soon forget...

Randomness

by angel of death

I would like to say a very big hi
to everyone I know...

My Mushroom Kingdom Rap (7)

by Feline Fatigue

*I'm sorry, but I have to say this before any one...
Hey, where's Mario...

The Power Of Three

by cazy001

The night is creeping in,
our time just begins...

Money!!!!

by bobby

I splash my cash,
i'll shop anywhere...

Lifes Best (1)

by MARY JANE

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE AREN'T THINGS,
THEY ARE SMOKING A WHOLE BUNCH OF METHAMPHETAMINES...

The 'S's revenge... (5)

by ! CLAIREEE.

Six silly squirrels squirmed so softly snakes...
hehe...

The ballad of the kitchen (short story)

by Anna La Fleur

How do u feel about your kitchen? most of you...
one little tip to make life easier, always blame...

Kids do the Darndest Things

by Anna La Fleur

I was having trouble staying awake this morning...
*giggle giggle snicker giggle* turning blue, he...

The Swan Song

by Twisted Heart

Hey there Mr. Deejay
Will you play a song for me...

Ode To The Toilet (13)

by Raychil

Here's an ode to something special
That we take advantage of everyday...