Funny poems

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  • For your B-day

    by Elisabeth

    I was going to pick some flowers for your...
    Then I got you a bowl of sugar to show you how...

  • Mary's New Business (1)

    by Chest Plums

    Mary had a little lamb,
    It grew up to be a sheep...

  • Hero (1)

    by Corruption

    I have a hero
    my hero has no sin...

  • The girl next door (1)

    by jaimie

    Im sick of playing all these games
    we play them everyday...

  • I Didn't Do It (4)

    by Twisted Heart

    I didn't do it
    That's my story...

  • Beer!

    by Chuck Aquino

    We drink beer! Beer! Beer!
    It comes from the heavens as angel tears...

  • Math poem (2)

    by savanna

    Math Poem
    One day we took a math test and it was about...

  • You Vs. Him (1)

    by Jenny Sys

    Walk around in your underware,
    And act like you just don't care...

  • Receptionists Job (1)

    by Daisy if you do

    It's my job as a receptionist,
    to answer the calls and try not to miss...

  • Life of a prep(sort of) (5)

    by disturbed one

    I know this poem sucks but im a guy so i dont...
    anywho back to the poem...

  • Arrogance (4)

    by xTheEcstasyOfSuicidex

    I wrote this for my English class for our...

  • Willie wiskers (2)

    by Riley

    Willie whiskers was weeping,
    Willie whiskers was asking why...