Funny poems

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  • How much (2)

    by Chelsea

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a...

  • Simple Home Therapy!
    1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup...

  • In my words... (journey of life)

    by Sai Vara Prasad Potharaju

    The journey of life starts from a cradle,
    In which everyone has to paddle...

  • Lemon Pudding (4)

    by xXxUNOxXx

    When i get home from a long day's work
    i don't reach for anything special...

  • Buggies (3)

    by Taylor Badger

    Say Big Bad Bugs Blood 5 times fast.
    Go ahead, take your best shot...

  • You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
    1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color...

  • Bang Part #1 (1)

    by EmmAlee

    Roses are red, Violets are blue
    If you were my homework, I would do you...

  • Bang Part #2 (4)

    by EmmAlee

    Read Part 1 First.
    Roses are red, Violets are blue...

  • I Know An Old Lady... (1)

    by Just Keara

    [[THIS IS NOT MY WORK. I DIDN'T CREATE THIS POEM...
    I know an old lady that swallowed a fly...

  • Sercurity (1)

    by JEFF

    Some people stare all day at me,
    Some just take a glance to see...

  • Hipperty hopperty. (5) 1

    by Mr. Darcy

    Hipperty, hopperty bunny rabbit
    hopping here and there...

  • Searched and he did find. (4) 1

    by Kate Hicks

    He sat crossed legged upon the floor
    His mind in such a dither...