Funny poems

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  • To All My Friends And Even My Foes
    I Have A Word Of Advice...

  • Confusion

    by scott Eason

    Im lying next to you and i can here you breathing
    but being here next to you has no meaning...

  • The Big D

    by Timothy

    It's getting very hard,
    To the point it's scarred...

  • Leave me alone! Back off Jack!
    I'm doing what i want and not looking back...

  • Farewell to Arms

    by Sarah Ramsey

    A freak accident involving a potato and three...
    Has left me suddenly without my upper limbs...

  • Little spermy (1)

    by Lexy

    Little spermy go away
    come again some other day...

  • Feelings

    by true_love_is_eternity

    When I see you
    My heart skips a beat...

  • Ice (1)

    by bridgitte tanner

    I love ice
    i love rice...

  • Dear sir,
    after long consideration, deep meditation and...

  • Really Really

    by Breann

    I really really want to touch you
    I Really Really want to make you cum...

  • Homework (3)

    by Nick

    Homework is the devil, there's never enough
    Teachers don't care if they assign it and it's too...

  • The Tattoo (7)

    by Mark Spencer

    The Tattoo
    By Mark Spencer...