The game of golf it must be said.
Should not be played, while your in bed...
They say I’ve got an OCD
But really, folks, I’m just so me...
I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't...
No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention...
Froggy friends frolic freely,
frolicking frogs fly fast and free...
Up in the morning, before crack of dawn.
Limbering up on, next doors front lawn...
Round, round, round it goes.
Where it ends, nobody knows...
I'm thinking about divorce,
I'm considering a discourse...
Dinsdale MacKillacoppy to poets, no doubt.
Is one hell of a name to bandy about...
There once was an idiot named Lou
Who would always lose his shoe...
I look down at you,
Small poppet...
THE HUNGOVER MAN
Last night the world was great he sighed, we...
The Promiscuous Prawn
Oh! One shouldn’t pour scorn, on the thought of...