Sharks do not like Gummy worms. (2) 1

by Time Cat

Splish splash I am not taking a bath.
I wish and lash in this forsaken bath...

Instagram Exposure (syntuit) (4) 2

by Larry Chamberlin

I thank providence
my peccadilloes were done...

Lack of Pee-ce (2) 1

by Xandra

A moment of silence
A moment of peace...

Shopping bag woes (12) 5

by deeplydesturbed

Shall I carry thee to the car to sit?
Thou art heavy and thou weigh mine wrists down...

At war with shopping bags (free verse) (6) 3

by deeplydesturbed

Remember - put the car in park today Naomi.
Don't forget the handbrake...

One is not amused (syntuit) (7) 4

by Mr. Darcy

Follow this link...
One is not amused (syntuit...

Self harm feels so good (syntuit) (3) 3

by Mr. Darcy

Self harm feels so good (syntuit)
the orgasmic bliss...

Sandpit Twister (syntuit) (3) 3

by Mr. Darcy

Watch this link...
sandpit twister (syntuit...

Inside my Balls. (11) 4

by deeplydesturbed

Squirtle is coloured a nice sky blue.
Question it, you do...

Lost Lamb (6) 2

by deeplydesturbed

Little lamb prancing.
Dancing in the big green fields...

Tuna (8) 3

by deeplydesturbed

I need more tuna,
for my two minute noodles...

Bored (13) 6

by Maher

Senryus are weird.
To me, they make no real sense...