Funny poems

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  • Puppet moves; rap breaking a dance
    Wiggling gyrating and synthesizers...

  • Pimple Panic (Tongue Twister)

    by Shelley Williams

    Pop a pimple when you panic
    pop a pink pimple when you panic...

  • Polly planted peas, picked purple pansies, posted...
    Polly plays pretend, plants peas, picks purple...

  • Fred Fell (Tongue Twister)

    by Shelley Williams

    If Fred fell fifty four feet from final flip
    then Fred felt fear from falling fast...

  • Sudden Slap (Tongue Twister) (1)

    by Shelley Williams

    If Sally suddenly sat smiling stupid
    then Sandra secretly slapped Sally silly...

  • The Signs of a What!

    by Shelley Williams

    The wheels on a skateboard may roll with ease,
    Uphill and downhill, alongside the breeze...

  • Dance of Fear

    by Shelley Williams

    Spiders crawl fast, stay put while in rest,
    the stress is contagious when faced with a pest...

  • England. (16) 6 WIN

    by DarkLight

    Roses are red,
    violets are blue...

  • What am I (5) 1

    by deeplydesturbed

    What am I?
    I am a biscuit...

  • Coffee 3 - Omega (5) 2

    by Maher

    Five "Tea"s do I count,
    but "Coffee"s only three...

  • Tea 4 (2) 2

    by deeplydesturbed

    Sing Kettle; Sing
    So that all can hear...

  • Coffee 2 - Rap (1) 2

    by Maher

    Tree leaf, tea leaf, let us leave;
    satisfaction absent, apparent it seems...