Funny poems

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  • Wee wee fishy fishy
    Will ya jump into my arms...

  • Knight Errant (3)

    by cassie hughes

    The princess stood at the top of the tower
    and stomped her feet and cried...

  • Gathering my clothes up from the floor,
    as I try to slip quietly out of the door...

  • Mother Must Not Bake That night
    Amy's eyes were twinkling starry...

  • Tired of the industry (4)

    by AnnanHeppinstall

    If you let the parts open
    people will see in...

  • My poems suck. (2)

    by Darclyfe

    My poems suck. Quite simply they do and there's...
    So poetry. dead. it is. What did I miss? nothing...

  • Baby Rainbow's Group Contest (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    To the mods that love rule #2
    I have got some news for you...

  • The Man (2)

    by Daizia

    He carved his name in the tree
    of the new old town he found...

  • Pants Nightmare

    by Michael D Nalley

    I have a reoccurring dream
    where I believe keys...

  • Me against the world (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    From me against the world I have come to love mods
    my ruling planet is mercury messenger of the gods...

  • Fast women and pretty horses (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I was born in Louisville
    Not at the Churchill Downs...

  • Dylan Quote

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a folk singer named Dylan
    who once made a album free wheelin...