Funny poems

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  • Funny Money (limerick) (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    We often think of worth in stacks of money
    also we think of sweet, in combs of honey...

  • I promise (Limerick)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I promise to stand behind you when you are ahead
    though I know there are many things left best...

  • Glory be, dog gone it !

    by Michael D Nalley

    Well, what was lost
    has been found, sounds...

  • A free for all

    by Michael D Nalley

    A free for all
    is free for me...

  • Funny the song is so long

    by Michael D Nalley

    Funny the song is so long
    My fingers on frets, my head's on the rail...

  • From moonshine to sunshine

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once was a fine club that flowed like the...
    Aye ,I was a taker, sunshine was the giver...

  • Sharing is Caring ! (3) 1

    by LittleMsPink

    Whispers here
    Whispers there...

  • Sophisicated Poem (1) 1

    by Narph

    Poop is smelly, sultry, deep
    and full of secrets richly steeped...

  • It starts at evening, the silent weave of scent
    billowing through the door, seeping in the carpet...

  • Pre-Show

    by Bryan Berry

    (M4y 11, 2009 @ 7:39pm)
    Pack up the mics...

  • Ears and other orifices

    by Michael D Nalley

    If I stuck my elbow in my ear
    I would be double jointed...

  • Nursed Rhymes (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Some say I sound rehearsed,
    that my rhymes are nursed...