Number Two

by Michael D Nalley

When it comes to quantity
we are often number one...

Neutered

by Michael D Nalley

I've always been proud of my sex,
You know they even named me Rex...

Little Pussycat

by peggy boone

Little pussycat,
what do you spy...

The worst poem

by Ryan Au

I wrote an awful poem,
it was bad in the extreme...

School Bus Hero (1)

by cassie hughes

The wheels on the school bus
just stopped going round...

Fart

by Ryan Au

The air was thick with a terrible smell
Everyone in the car going through hell...

Aunt Flow (3) 2

by -Choke-On-MY-Halo-

She comes every other month
Maybe every two if I play my cards right...

Sally

by evalyn

Sally sails some sailors southward so she could...

My Dog Jack (2)

by Chad B

There once was a doggy named Jack,
who no longer had a nutsack...

Money money money (1)

by sun spots

My girl is in the money soon,
but with that she pays a debt...

Raisin Prices

by joseph santacruz

My gay friend and I are going to the farmers...
I have a crush on the lady who works there...

Wanna Bake Some Cupcakes? (do you wanna build a snowman spoof) (1)

by The Ninja

Do you wanna bake some cupcakes?
Come on, you can't say no...