Funny poems

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  • Untruths

    by joseph santacruz

    Liar! Liar! pants on fire!
    to hear the truth is your desire...

  • Big Phony

    by joseph santacruz

    All of a sudden I was feeling a bit talkative
    so I went cellphone shopping for something cool...

  • Pen Pen Pal

    by joseph santacruz

    I ran an ad "Prison Pen Pal Needed"
    The answers to my dreams were quickly exceeded...

  • Girl In The Rain

    by robinhood

    I walked int0 the Blackness,
    being stalked by the rain...

  • Ghosts

    by joseph santacruz

    It is said nine lives has a cat
    all these pussys are jealous of me because I have...

  • Rip-offs

    by joseph santacruz

    I once knew a scandolous pirate,I guess a thief of...
    If she could catch a frog she would try and steal...

  • Mr Worm! (4)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    Promised to attend mid-term exam in Anatomy
    But Damn! He isn't well prepared for the exam...

  • Un Oso Malo (One Bad Bear)

    by MerlinofAthens

    Man how in the HELL can you drink SCALDING COFFEE...
    You are one bad bad man. And nothing about you...

  • Heart of Gold (1)

    by joseph santacruz

    One lonely day I was hopefully surfing the...
    a saucy ad said "describe yourself and see...

  • Hate to Love

    by joseph santacruz

    Why does love have to be like this? I realize it...
    what I thought was forever love I soon found out...

  • Goodbye

    by MerlinofAthens

    And who will ever need you again
    you are a cancer and a disgrace...

  • Teeth Wisdom

    by joseph santacruz

    Some folks may find me rather mental
    because I write this poetry dental...