Liar! Liar! pants on fire!
to hear the truth is your desire...
All of a sudden I was feeling a bit talkative
so I went cellphone shopping for something cool...
I ran an ad "Prison Pen Pal Needed"
The answers to my dreams were quickly exceeded...
I walked int0 the Blackness,
being stalked by the rain...
It is said nine lives has a cat
all these pussys are jealous of me because I have...
I once knew a scandolous pirate,I guess a thief of...
If she could catch a frog she would try and steal...
Promised to attend mid-term exam in Anatomy
But Damn! He isn't well prepared for the exam...
Man how in the HELL can you drink SCALDING COFFEE...
You are one bad bad man. And nothing about you...
One lonely day I was hopefully surfing the...
a saucy ad said "describe yourself and see...
Why does love have to be like this? I realize it...
what I thought was forever love I soon found out...
And who will ever need you again
you are a cancer and a disgrace...
Some folks may find me rather mental
because I write this poetry dental...