Funny poems

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  • My inlaws are outlaws (1)

    by joseph santacruz

    The reason why I married her?the answers just...
    I really had no clue my in-laws were outlaws...

  • Tuff Times (fallen Rap Star)

    by joseph santacruz

    At first people take a second look at me
    they recognize the rapper I used to be...

  • Six O'clock Shadow

    by joseph santacruz

    This guy in the mirror looked a bit boyish and...
    so I put down my razor and grew me a beard...

  • On the African savannah,
    The mission brief had been simple...

  • Ssshhh!!!

    by joseph santacruz

    A chap moved in next door and he was always...
    a salesmen was he and noise he was selling...

  • Bell Bottoms

    by joseph santacruz

    Once so young and seeking adventure
    now Im older looking at dentures...

  • The Boss

    by joseph santacruz

    A Mexican? now aint that quaint? we have to hire...
    well lets see my foreign friend if you respest...

  • Top of Foolishness (1)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    Carrying a basket on the head
    Met his favorite friend...

  • Volunteer Roaches (3)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    A cockroach roaming with a lonely safety
    Passing the kitchen as the place owner...

  • A Roach Couple and the Age Dream (2)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    Roach and his female
    Abandoned in a bedroom...

  • The Wonder of it All

    by Scum Queen

    This is joy so divine and this beauty all mine
    It's stupendous and grand, makes me feel like a...

  • My Crazy Horse (1)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    Once I was in training course
    Searching of my crazy horse...