Funny poems

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  • As I listen to the talking heads on TV converse
    he tries to tell me I am an insignificant speck of...

  • Sweet talking

    by sun spots

    Oli is an active boy,
    he gives us the run around...

  • Bill, Bob and Joe

    by Sunshyne

    Billy says hi.
    Bob says bye...

  • Words

    by Morte Nera

    Words,words... I need words...
    I need a tidy topic...

  • Rejected

    by Freeze Tyler

    She looked at me and said,
    You've never been looked at by these eyes before...

  • Mama will come very soon (2)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    Mama will come very soon
    right here from that shining moon...

  • Mr Morans Butcher Yard! (1)

    by christopher

    In the hamlet, Harrow on the Hill,
    Resided lumber-jack, Bill...

  • Gherkin burping and
    hurting from slurping...

  • Not My Day! (3)

    by Steven Beesley

    It's not your day,
    got out the wrong...

  • Hello (3)

    by Cara

    My mom say good morning too me every day and I say...
    And then she gets mad and talk well she may well...

  • My brother jim

    by Salman mangera

    An accident happen to my brother jim,
    when somebody threw a tomato at him...

  • Why did you love me if I'm monkey
    If I loved you so I'm donkey...