Funny poems

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  • October Rhymer (6)

    by Maple Tree

    I despise the month of May
    for maidens dance within the hay...

  • Marbles

    by joseph santacruz

    I'm not as sharp as I once was
    to much highness is because...

  • Scooter Trash

    by joseph santacruz

    I was looking for a hobby and feeling rather...
    so I thought I would become an outlaw biker and...

  • Shocking Things

    by joseph santacruz

    Of all the things in life that matter to me
    some of my favorites come with batteries...

  • Sssssssnakes

    by joseph santacruz

    Something in life that really makes me squirm
    may seem to you like a large worm...

  • Kitchen Wishing

    by joseph santacruz

    Constantly hungry and for food always wishing
    an idea I cooked up? slinging hash in the kitchen...

  • Timeshare

    by joseph santacruz

    I was minding my own buisness innocent as can be
    and due to some misunderstanding found myself in...

  • Live your life as if , WHO CARES?!
    Stay happy as if there's no more tomorrow...

  • Arrested Development (3)

    by Maple Tree

    My husband, Mr. Pike
    is going on a hunger strike...

  • My Patio

    by joseph santacruz

    Im feeling kind of groovy today daddy-o
    because I spent last evening on my patio...

  • Sow Silly (swine flu)

    by joseph santacruz

    There a new flu in town of the pig perssuasion
    is it worse than bird flu or one that is Asian...

  • Mental Giant

    by joseph santacruz

    A face like a model and a body that wont quit...
    when God handed out brains she thought he said...