He lived in our home, he was a doctor
But his room reeked of liquor...
The odd monstrosity was heavy
It brought my temperature up...
You say that your goat,
Drank rubber cement...
I have a certain cat,
Who's such a spoiled brat...
What is this? Surely you jest!
A gigantic oxymoron contest...
Sussy got a big pussy
and it ain't my fault she's fussy...
Hardly exciting,
first ice cream truck of Summer...
I'm a movie freak,
A weirdo...
I may not be popular, and I may not wear a crown.
But at least I can show when I have a frown...
In times of need
your friends will feed...
Roses are red
Rocks are gray...
I just ate a piece of hair
And they just said beware...