Funny poems

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  • Dirty doctor (2)

    by Hadassah grey

    He lived in our home, he was a doctor
    But his room reeked of liquor...

  • The odd monstrosity was heavy
    It brought my temperature up...

  • Glue Eating Goat

    by Dave Wayne

    You say that your goat,
    Drank rubber cement...

  • Tippy, My spoiled Brat Cat

    by Janice Herzog

    I have a certain cat,
    Who's such a spoiled brat...

  • A Real Good Man (1)

    by Anna Stephens

    What is this? Surely you jest!
    A gigantic oxymoron contest...

  • Sussy's pussy

    by Eddie Hoyte

    Sussy got a big pussy
    and it ain't my fault she's fussy...

  • Living sub tropic - senryu (6)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Hardly exciting,
    first ice cream truck of Summer...

  • One Random Teen

    by Holly Cassidy

    I'm a movie freak,
    A weirdo...

  • I may not be popular, and I may not wear a crown.
    But at least I can show when I have a frown...

  • For Sibs (8)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    In times of need
    your friends will feed...

  • Obvious

    by anthony pham

    Roses are red
    Rocks are gray...

  • Ate Hair (1)

    by anthony pham

    I just ate a piece of hair
    And they just said beware...