Funny poems

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  • What

    by zay

    WHAT IF WANT U
    WOULD U KNOW IT...

  • Nasty (2)

    by zay

    Roses are red, violets are Corny,
    when I think of you Ooh baby I get horny...

  • 1957 cheverolet

    by RachelAnne

    *If you have ever heard the song "Champagne...
    How many special models were made...

  • There were three men that got stranded on an...
    They were stuck and did not know how to get off so...

  • Care

    by zay

    If i didn't care i wouldn't call u every nit
    if i didn't care i wouldn't kiss your tears away...

  • The man (1)

    by Rachelle

    My friend wrote this
    there once was a man from La brass...


  • One day as usual a bear was chasing a hare...

  • Note: The actual title of this poem is "The...

  • Not in the Mood (1)

    by Annabelle

    Don’t touch me
    Don’t hold me...

  • Look At This (2)

    by Jaime

    Put the word poop in front of every word
    poop...

  • I have to write a poem (2)

    by Nicolette

    I have to write a poem oh who hoo this will be fun
    NOT...

  • I know that you did it.
    I smelled by your pants...