Funny poems

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  • Pick up line (4)

    by Isys

    Guy: Where's your paper bag?
    Girl: What...

  • Do you ever have a day where you just want to go...

  • Classroom Of Hell (1)

    by Laloser05

    God, i forgot science was so boring,
    I can even hear Sam at the back snoring...

  • School Sucks! (7)

    by B4BY BLU3 X

    What is the point
    In going to school...

  • Poop (1)

    by Megan

    You remind me of poop.
    You smell like poop...

  • One Sock

    by kiesha

    *First of all, before I start, I would just like...
    One sock on the ground...

  • Monkey Shoes

    by Gloria

    A friend of mine and I wrote this going for a walk...
    Monkey's in the kitchen doing god knows what...

  • The school Spell (4)

    by Esther

    Round about the cauldron go,
    In the window mold i throw...

  • My love, Chocolate. (2)

    by katrina

    CHOCOLATE
    Luscious and creamy...

  • Come to my Chocolate Factory,
    You'll find anything there, even a chocolate...

  • George had a very evil scheme,
    He planned to turn his enemies to steam...

  • I travelled to a place called Cancoose,
    There I met a mean, old goose...