Funny poems

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  • Bright day (1)

    by Michelle

    One bright day in the middle of the night,
    two dead boys got up to fight...

  • Roses are White (6)

    by SadnesssMadnesss

    Roses are white
    not always red...

  • Men!

    by EternalSorrow

    Why must they insist on always trying to get...
    When all women want is just a little love...

  • Blonde Moment 1 (8)

    by Carlee Ann

    My bud Lucy called me on the phone,
    She said, "You should come over to my...

  • Muffins (2)

    by anNa*ღ

    Muffins are mean
    Muffins are scary...

  • Rate Me A One!! (20)

    by Heather M Craig

    **just a nonsense poem in dedication to all those...
    Do you envy my creativity...

  • What Uranus is

    by jabussa

    There once a @ss he ate people around the world...
    and he eventually turned into Uranus so never go...

  • Laughing (2)

    by B4BY BLU3 X

    I love nothing more than laughing
    Usually I'm laughing about absolutely nothing...

  • Sliced Bread (1)

    by LoÑ£ly♥P!rÄτΣ

    My sliced bread,
    is the best loaf ever...

  • Ode To Katie (2)

    by Carlee Ann

    I saw you there sitting next to him
    Pretty as could be...

  • Chicken Pot Pie (4)

    by Seronum

    Have you ever,...ate chicken pot pie?
    Have you ever,... ate chicken pot pie...

  • School lunch

    by Eternal*Dream

    Our school lunch is from outer space,
    Endangering the human race...