Funny poems

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  • Heavenly Mother up in Space.
    Bless my selfish pretty face...

  • Shleepy girl (3)

    by coral

    Sleepy shleepy Little girl
    all night long you see her curl...

  • Teddy Bears (1)

    by Jessica

    ABC,
    LSD...

  • When I Die

    by Jessica

    WHEN I DIE,
    BARRY ME DEEP...

  • Liqour (2)

    by Jessica

    IF WATER WAS LIQUOR AND I WAS A DUCK, I WOULD SWIM...
    THIS IS A LITTLE SAYING MY BROTHER SAYS...

  • Embaress ment saint (1)

    by day day

    I see buggers coming out of you nose like it's wee...
    when you walk down the street there are is a tear...

  • Dogs

    by Jasmin

    Dogs go deep down dirty days,diving down Derics...

  • Cream Puff (4)

    by Rolo

    Cream puffs are so very yummy
    They belong inside my tummy...

  • Gingevitas

    by Rad

    Cavities, Cavities
    How many are there...

  • Little Janey confesses to her mom one day...
    Just the beginning of Little Janey...

  • Washing Machine

    by Jessica

    You put the clothes in the washer,
    turn it on high or low...

  • Roses are red...

    by DaBabysGurl

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...