Funny poems

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  • (My mom used to tell me this when i was little)
    Not last night, but the night before...

  • Haha (4)

    by SaMiE

    Im through with guys
    They all tell lies...

  • Baked Beans (5)

    by Dreama

    ~FOUND IT ON A SITE, THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY~
    There was a lady that LOVED baked beans. That was...

  • What??

    by Megan Workman

    This poem was actually written by my beloved...
    So what...

  • ~my friend made this up, I think~
    Your mom is like a vacume cleaner...

  • One Fine Day (1)

    by NK

    One Fine Day in the Middle of the night
    two dead men got up to fight...

  • Rong Number

    by SaMiE

    Youv'e got s e x appeal
    You've got style...

  • Woof! Woof! (3)

    by Misstress

    Woof! Woof!
    I'm a Dog...

  • First Meeting

    by Halston Mather

    I sit here with a friend
    Who begs me to write...

  • Bottled up inside (1)

    by KaeLoni

    I didn't write this but it is such a pretty poem i...
    Bottled up inside are the words i never said the...

  • Do You Know

    by sequoia

    DO YOU LIKE LOVE DO LOVE LIKE YOU DO YOU WANTA...
    READ U SIDE DOWN...

  • I Cant Wait (1)

    by april

    SCHOOL IS SO BORING
    SCHOOL IS SO FUN...