Funny poems

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  • Roses are red
    vilets are blue...

  • My poem's suck
    And so do my quotes...

  • Hey (1)

    by Alma

    Helllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooo...

  • I love....

    by Cherie

    I love your eyes
    I love your smile...

  • Life in a Jar

    by Meredith

    Walking down the street
    I don't know where...

  • This Belt (8)

    by Pianist

    This belt I wear holds up my pants
    and comes off in one circumstance...

  • Funna

    by nekell

    Once upon a time
    there lived a girl...

  • Wadham (1)

    by ~*~TeRrIfIeD~*~

    Sophie Rawle is a legend n the best m8 ne1 could...

  • The Door (1)

    by Courtney Lynn

    Go ahead, walk on through me,
    Pretend as if I'm and not here...

  • Smishy-smashy, gooey gloppy,
    Slippery wetness, apple-goodness...

  • Couplet (2)

    by Tom

    My dog eats his own poo
    I think i should do that too...

  • Mama Jay & baby b (1)

    by ashley buzzard

    One time i had to take a shit
    it came out of my ass and...