Funny poems

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  • What's this foreign spot,
    That's glued up on my face...

  • The First Time (1)

    by Christa

    This is the kiss I could never forget,
    I wanted it so bad it became a threat...

  • Friday Nights.... (2)

    by Smiggles

    Every Friday night...
    durning the the summer of '05...

  • Such a waste

    by whitney

    He farts in the bed
    and gives rlly bad head...

  • Make me laugh (1)

    by christal aka OH

    I wanna giggle.
    i want you to make me laugh...

  • Should of know\'n betta

    by angelic_baby14

    I \'VE KNOWN U A WHILE AN DATS A FACT HOW COME U...
    I C U ONCE A WHILE AN REMEMBER HOW U PLAYED ME BUT...

  • Beans (1)

    by Cameron

    Jelly beans come in every flavor
    apple, grape, and even tomato...

  • There once was a guy (1)

    by Cameron

    There once was a guy
    who ate a fly...

  • Fat fellow

    by Cameron

    There once was a fat fellow
    who ate alot of Jello...

  • Love is tender
    Love is kind...

  • Why Worry? (1)

    by cindy

    There r only 2 things to worrie about
    If ur sick or if ur well...

  • Dont matta (1)

    by Ashley

    Size does matter
    it is like water entering you home...