Pigs Can Fly (1)

by Jennifer

These pigs can fly
That duck can dance...

What can I do? (1)

by Tisha

When all your money's gone and you have nothing...
Bill collectors knocking at your door . Just when...

Cross - Dresser (1)

by Jessika

Theres a man on the flight dressed all in pink...
Except for his baby blue boa with one pink feather...

Drinkin Bone (1)

by ~*Chelsea*~

2+2 is always 4,
Down is south...

Idiots please stand up (1)

by A Walking Disaster

"If there are any idiots in the room, will...

A blonde joke

by A Walking Disaster

Two blonde's living in Texas were sitting on a...

Stupid Redneck (1)

by A Walking Disaster

A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods...
The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take...

The trip

by Amy

Us three in the back,
you two in the front...

I must confess (1)

by Lisa Shaw Xox

I don't wanna know,
Why u left for that wee ho...

Cat prayer

by MAYRA

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep...

Laugh out loud (2)

by ditzy bimbo

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles...
searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be...

Sense of humor. (1)

by jon clodfelter

This is a poem for the young and the old.
For the rich and the poor...