Funny poems

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  • Go away (1)

    by NemetosSidhe

    Smile to me,I will spit in you face
    `cause I do not feel good...

  • Donuts (2)

    by Nicole

    There are many things to eat
    But donuts with sprinkles are my favorite treat...

  • Poems-and-quotes (16)

    by Switchblade89

    It's not really that funny but I had nowhere else...
    A place I can put my thoughts, feelings, and...

  • So you want me to fill your box
    Well that's no small task I'm guessing...

  • Brunettes

    by PrepNFlirt

    We know we rock
    & we know we're hot...

  • Liver

    by Someone

    Liver
    my, my, how i hate liver...

  • Mr. Penny (1)

    by Triumph

    I counted up my money only to see,
    I had nothing but a small penny...

  • Dakota Acrostic (1)

    by theRookienamedKate

    [D] is for the Dumb a** you were really meant to...
    [A] is for the All the times you said that you...

  • If...

    by ~Secretly In*Love*~

    If we had never met...
    Who would have your heart at this verry second...

  • Ill miss (2)

    by kaitlyn

    When you have your first kiss
    it will be something you'll truly miss...

  • OK--uh, please don't ask about the first line...
    Feeding grapes to my leopards...

  • Otterpops.
    To some otterpops may be simply a snack...