Funny poems

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  • Dog flower (3)

    by debestsafa

    I wish i was a dog and you were a flower so i...

  • My Bloody Editor

    by RainbowSlider

    At first I got mad.
    Red lines all over my paper...

  • Poem Of Rhymes (part 1) (11)

    by Matthew A.

    This is a poem that I hope is right,
    since I wrote this poem in the middle of the...

  • Boys

    by xxx-lydia-xxx

    Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big...
    the hot chick...

  • Ur gay lol (2)

    by debestsafa

    Ur gay,
    u sleep in hay...

  • Peas

    by debestsafa

    I eat peas with honey,
    ive don it all my life...

  • Riddle (3)

    by debestsafa

    The beggining of eternity,
    the end of time and space...

  • Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear

    by RocktheRules

    If I was a fuzzy wuzzy bear
    I just wouldn't care...

  • I think I\'ll go to the moon and got to the rug...

  • Bacon is bacon
    eggs is eggs...

  • Writers block (2)

    by kida

    Cant think
    mind numb...

  • Pirate ship (1)

    by debestsafa

    Hold your tongue and say
    i live in captain cooks pirate ship...