Funny poems

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  • People think that writing these poems makes me try
    Over and over again to make everybody sigh...

  • Sit (2)

    by ashtyn

    Sometimes i sit
    sit right here...

  • Story Time (9)

    by Matthew A.

    One, two
    I have to poo...

  • Waiting for a better day (1)

    by The Angel of Secrets

    Today was boring,
    so was yesterday...

  • Boy verses Girl (4)

    by Holly Nicole Williams

    Boy: Hey girl, what's your sign?
    Girl: "Get lost!" is what is said on...

  • A Girlfriend\\\'s Prayer (4)

    by •~!*Shelby*!~•

    Heavenly father full of grace
    bless my boyfriend\'s precious face...

  • Iceage (2)

    by Dumpstead

    Today I saw a movie filled with surprise
    Full of extinct mammals, man and ice...

  • Confusion*

    by bored friends

    If we dont tell a soul
    no one will ever know...

  • My Dream (2)

    by rachel

    I thought I saw, in this dream, a golden lollypop
    And in my ears, a singing cow who had one leg on...

  • Poem Of Rhymes(part 4) (4)

    by Matthew A.

    Every time I see you, I yell hey
    because I just want you to be next to me and play...

  • A pregnant woman joke... (3)

    by X~ BrOkEn BeYoNd RePaIr ~X

    I thought this was hilarious! its not my own, i...
    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus and...

  • Sick

    by {Stephanie}

    I to say it, but I'm sick
    It's stopped now, what once made me tick...