Funny poems

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  • The Village Idiot (1)

    by Lewis

    I am the Village Idiot or so they call me.
    I wear my parka inside out, I ride moose like them...

  • Rule 102

    by loic

    Once upon an evil land,
    Stood a hawk and his clan...

  • The Perfect Guy (3)

    by Steph

    My perfect guy is awesome
    My perfect guy is sweet...

  • Bugs Bunny Is Gay (1)

    by DayDay

    Bugs Bunny is Gay
    I don\'t care what no one say...

  • The Computer Swallowed My Grandma
    Yes Honestly, Its True...

  • My Special Rhyme

    by xJennerzx

    I'm Fat.
    I Have Whiskers Like A Rat :&gt...

  • Dear God

    by christina

    Dear God,
    Why did you curse men with a balding head...

  • Funny Features

    by reinelda

    Really good teachers,
    Fat lard features...

  • Epiphany (3)

    by Lance Hardy

    Stepping away from my daily nothings
    Into different dimensions and spaces...

  • Gay, no way*~* (5)

    by ~*so*over*him*~

    Me and my friends wrote this poem (lol) in algebra...

  • Roy(My aunt's dog)

    by Brittany Paige

    My name Roy and I'm short and brown.....I like to...

  • Making a Cake

    by Jiao Xiaoyu

    Making a Cake
    Strawberries and Cream make me dream...