Funny poems

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  • Yo momma

    by eastsyde chick

    Your so black your teeth is so yellow when you...

  • Yo mommy

    by eastsyde chick

    Yo momma is so hairy that she grew afros on her...

  • Yo Mommaz (1)

    by eastsyde chick

    Your momma is so fat wen she goes on top the...

  • Don't get me wrong
    I'm not trying to hate...

  • Sex (9)

    by Serena

    A guy will say or do anything to your face,
    just to get you back to his place...

  • I'm-A Be Phamous!!!

    by Poetical Princess

    I wanna float like a butterfly, tired of...
    Strong as a bear, you can't escape to nowhere...

  • I Like Similes

    by Poetical Princess

    Fly like butter (butterfly), slow like stutter
    Buzz like bumble (bumblebee), short like Rubble...

  • I Am a Baby... (1)

    by Poetical Princess

    I am a baby butterfly.
    I spread my wings but I can't fly...

  • A writers block (1)

    by broken_dreams_broken _heart

    I'm just writing
    for writings sake...

  • Horrible hunger (3)

    by Kaitlyn

    I don't like spaghetti Bolognese
    The sauce is far to plain...

  • I dont noooo (1)

    by Daniela

    Chocolate chip cookies and milkshake i love
    Ice cream and birthday cake sent from above...

  • Inviting bunny to my home (1)

    by radio in afwas

    Bunny bunny bunny
    You are the funny...