Funny poems

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  • Laughable Lore (1)

    by Lifesbreath

    Lennon's lyrics live lingering
    lives of legend with...

  • My Life As A Chicken (1)

    by RainbowSlider

    I pecked around in the yard today.
    The worms weren't great but okay...

  • Who said? (2)

    by Lifesbreath

    Who said, Second chances
    were supposed to be fun...

  • Quack said the frog as he waddled on by,
    Neigh went the duck as he trotted on past...

  • Man Flu (11)

    by Mark Rawlins

    I've never had a period, it's true.
    I've never suffered labour pains like you...

  • Nothing

    by April G Rhodes

    "NOTHING"
    NOTHING IS NOTHING TO MAN OR TO BEAST...

  • Flowers (1)

    by Bella

    Roses are red
    violets are blue...

  • I want to defeat Cronos in a decathlon,
    I wanna misplace my disguise in a sexathon...

  • Roses are Red (1)

    by Dufoi

    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue...

  • Numbatty

    by nancilee wydra

    Numbats are like kangaroos; but don't have a...
    They crawl out of their Mom and use her belly as a...

  • Desert Lizard

    by Andrew Packard

    "Desert Lizard"
    Put a pen...

  • Roses are red (1)

    by nancy ortiz

    Roses are red pickles are green i love ur legs and...