My best friend is a rug re-arranger
Who never, ever met a stranger...
Gettin drunk by drinking beer is how to start a...
bust out the Ciroc and I might just start a fight...
My nit wit twit I confess
in 140 characters or less...
Part 1
There was a wee man from Peru...
A drunkard drinks and a braggart brags
Dogs dog dogs until a dogs tail wags...
You reach
out to tag me...
What could inspire any ape
to write a book about agape...
I jump out of bed
While I'm jumping around...
As the innocent fall victim to the merciless,
And the near innocent sit silent in room...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I bet if God gave...
Written by me...
Suffering an unparalleled
case of Spring fever...
Three little monsters awoke from their slumber
Thoughts filled their minds of destruction and...