Funny poems

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  • The Beach (3)

    by Ronald Edwards

    Come play with me in sand and surf the water is...
    Well eat some lunch a grape or two you can have...

  • Iron Undies (3)

    by squiggly

    The Iron Undies
    Another day at Wentworth high...

  • Models (3)

    by InvisiblyHeartless

    The runway lights shine bright
    Professional price tags maxed out...

  • Too late (5)

    by Iola

    Don't dare doing dreadful deeds
    Can't call me you cold creature of choice...

  • Opposite (4)

    by ChArMEd

    One bright day in the middle of the night
    two dead boys woke up to fight...

  • Ruby's Cube (3)

    by Tony

    My girlfriend Ruby loves to play
    Games and puzzles every day...

  • Fav.. Food (4)

    by Justin

    Everlasting smell, with a taste that brings...
    Everlasting beauty, why do you always tease...

  • Life Long Commitment (3)

    by Michael

    Lifetime couples are like butte cheeks. Still...

  • I can't stand you (4)

    by frequent lover

    Oh My god I can't stand you
    Why do you look so adorable...

  • Life like a cat (4)

    by Cathie

    Who wouldnt wanna be a
    Cat...

  • Modern barbie (5)

    by natyy

    Its not the style
    its to look stylish...

  • Toe hairs (4)

    by jayson salvador

    Night after night,
    i find myself on the seat of my toilet...