Funny poems

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  • of apples and trees 1

    by Dancing Rivers

    I often ponder in those silent moments
    if Adam and Eve were under a spell...

  • Me, Myself and I (5) 3

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    Kitty is a thoughtful lady
    She doesn't like to cast aspersions...

  • Eric's Eggplants (9)

    by RicaLo

    ***Say this five times fast***
    Eric's evil eggplants eats every elegant egg...

  • Yankee doodle (8)

    by sadly single

    Yankee doodle went to town riding on a heater then...
    please vote and coment...

  • 10 reasons (2)

    by Jaime

    Some things that guy need to know
    *always call even just for a minute...

  • Crazy Bus Driver (Multiple Senryu) (11)

    by †JustAri†

    Crazy bus driver
    I only want to go home...

  • Milk and Honey (8)

    by goddess-glamourpuss

    I heard once of a special place
    A land of milk and honey...

  • Cupid's Misguided Arrow (20)

    by Twisted Heart

    Cupid's little arrow, done hit me in the a**
    I pulled it out, looked at it, then I threw it...

  • Bob (8)

    by I Think Im Over Him But Who Knows

    Ray Ronald went record weighing ways while we went...

  • Loving You Forever

    by Eminent Bard

    Loving you forever
    Seems can't be true...

  • Ode To Fez (8)

    by debbylyn

    Ode To Fez
    At my feet to warm my toes...

  • The cats new clothes (6) 1

    by Kate Hicks

    My cat was asleep on the chair
    My daughter was combing it's hair...