Funny poems

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  • The toughest thing I ever had,
    to tell my darling Mum...

  • A Naughty Little Poem (4) 1

    by RiCarDo

    She whispered "will it hurt me?"
    "Of course not" answered he...

  • Lucky Number (4) 3

    by DarkLight

    Three men were kidnapped by a gang for ransom.
    When they got to their hiding place...

  • The Perfect Guy (7)

    by Rolo

    Who and where is the perfect guy?
    They should make an endless supply...

  • Poem for us girl (11)

    by Paige

    I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
    And I can justify any shopping spree...

  • 10 good movie ideas (14)

    by *~broken~hearted~*

    1. bring your own food and stuff it in your pocket...
    2. in a crowded movie that just came out, yell out...

  • Six Snakes (8)

    by brittany

    Six silly sick snakes slurp
    Seventeen sodas on the...

  • Poop (4)

    by pius

    Pooop...

  • I Didn't Do It (4)

    by Twisted Heart

    I didn't do it
    That's my story...

  • I am a desexed pussy cat, they took me to the vet,
    Because I got all horny, but I never got one yet...

  • The Dozing Tiger (4)

    by Twisted Heart

    I caught a tiger dozing
    On my bed one afternoon...

  • Forgotten (4)

    by Beautiful Chaos

    Where could it have gone?
    It's something everyday...