The toughest thing I ever had,
to tell my darling Mum...
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he...
Three men were kidnapped by a gang for ransom.
When they got to their hiding place...
Who and where is the perfect guy?
They should make an endless supply...
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree...
1. bring your own food and stuff it in your pocket...
2. in a crowded movie that just came out, yell out...
Six silly sick snakes slurp
Seventeen sodas on the...
Pooop...
I didn't do it
That's my story...
I am a desexed pussy cat, they took me to the vet,
Because I got all horny, but I never got one yet...
I caught a tiger dozing
On my bed one afternoon...
Where could it have gone?
It's something everyday...