Funny poems

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  • Father Time (3)

    by Mark Spencer

    Father Time
    By Mark Spencer...

  • The Tiger And The Zebra (3)

    by Reminders Torture

    The tiger phoned the zebra
    and invited him to dine...

  • Madrass (3)

    by scott

    There was a man from Madrass, who had big balls of...
    this poem is form a movie, and I liked it so much...

  • Go to your room! (4) 1

    by Pink Romance

    I broke a dish
    and mom got mad...

  • Hes teaching her arithmetic
    he said it was his mission...

  • Silly Little Girl (3)

    by DoodlingDaydreamer

    (little girl talking to her mother)
    Mom, one day I'll rule the world, everyone will be...

  • People on the couches
    people on the bed...

  • Better with time (8)

    by keithnwv

    My hair is turning grey
    but at least its there...

  • Snapple Facts (3)

    by LittleMissUnperfect<3

    SNAPPLE FACTS
    #1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds...

  • Clear as mud (3)

    by hunnibunnz

    I go to bed each morning
    I wake up every night...

  • A ball of warnings (10) 5

    by Michael

    Now Alfred, no fooling with Miss Rella
    You don’t want to end up like a peasant tree...

  • Not a Perfect Girl... (3)

    by always in my heart

    I'm not a Perfect Girl
    My hair Doesn't Always stay in place &amp...