Funny poems

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  • Driven In Fear

    by Shelley Williams

    If I were to drive a car
    with a look of silent fear...

  • Poo (1)

    by hannah

    Roses are red Violet are blue i know you love me...

  • Illusion of expectation (1)

    by SMILEatHEART

    I thought the glowing of your eyes its for me i...
    I thought you can love me too the way i love you...

  • Why did you love me if I'm monkey
    If I loved you so I'm donkey...

  • Shoes or Freedom (1)

    by Jeff Weiner

    In a land far away
    2 strangers met to play...

  • If i was your man and you were my girl i would...

  • Forgetting to Breathe (2)

    by Kelsie Danielle

    After hanging out with a girl I met for a good ten...
    Betty has a nasty and...

  • I reveal.. (1)

    by ankit

    Here, through these lines,
    something I am going to reveal...

  • My Girlfriend's Girlfriend (4)

    by Curtis Young

    My girlfriend's girlfriend,
    I though me and her would last till the end...

  • Man Flu (11)

    by Mark Rawlins

    I've never had a period, it's true.
    I've never suffered labour pains like you...

  • Quack said the frog as he waddled on by,
    Neigh went the duck as he trotted on past...

  • Permanent Solution (1)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    See you crave drugs and money -
    dull your five senses, sonny...