Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue...
I do not mind to wine and dine,
Until I find I got a fine...
My wife tears into her mango with great pleasure
as juice runs down her chin, wiped before...
I mess up
I say something stupid...
What is this? Surely you jest!
A gigantic oxymoron contest...
Gherkin burping and
hurting from slurping...
Words,words... I need words...
I need a tidy topic...
Why does love have to be like this? I realize it...
what I thought was forever love I soon found out...
Gettin drunk by drinking beer is how to start a...
bust out the Ciroc and I might just start a fight...
I wrote an awful poem,
it was bad in the extreme...
Years I've dreamed of snagging her
And holding her softly in my hands...
A taxidermy shop has recently opened in...
Slimy, scaly, feathered or furred...