Funny poems

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  • I wanna poke you

    by Rebecca Matson

    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue...

  • Clamped

    by Aaron feast

    I do not mind to wine and dine,
    Until I find I got a fine...

  • Mango (acrostic)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    My wife tears into her mango with great pleasure
    as juice runs down her chin, wiped before...

  • Currently Unembarrassed

    by CathyButterflyJC

    I mess up
    I say something stupid...

  • A Real Good Man (1)

    by Anna Stephens

    What is this? Surely you jest!
    A gigantic oxymoron contest...

  • Gherkin burping and
    hurting from slurping...

  • Words

    by Morte Nera

    Words,words... I need words...
    I need a tidy topic...

  • Hate to Love

    by joseph santacruz

    Why does love have to be like this? I realize it...
    what I thought was forever love I soon found out...

  • Gettin drunk by drinking beer is how to start a...
    bust out the Ciroc and I might just start a fight...

  • The worst poem

    by Ryan Au

    I wrote an awful poem,
    it was bad in the extreme...

  • Fishing For You:

    by Scott Cole

    Years I've dreamed of snagging her
    And holding her softly in my hands...

  • Dead Things by Kate

    by Mark Rawlins

    A taxidermy shop has recently opened in...
    Slimy, scaly, feathered or furred...