Funny poems

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  • Pipe

    by Maren L Johnson

    Some men only want a warm place to lay pipe.
    They will revel in the touch of lips on satin...

  • Da Struggle

    by patrick

    Bombs they blow stuff apart
    Concrete, bricks, cars, and people...

  • Normal (syntuit)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Please do not mistake
    early signs of Alzheimer's...

  • Syntax

    by Michael D Nalley

    Two politicians were talking syntax
    but their language must have been just too lax...

  • Hollow Weenie

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once was a poet named Abu
    just looking for a hot dog or two...

  • Reconsider

    by Mila Blue

    The two of us best friends taking on life together
    I've heard of a haunted house near by...

  • Of You I Am:

    by Scott Cole

    I am part of you
    Magically i appear...

  • Sunshine Sue

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a weather girl called Sue
    who could turn the nighttime so blue...

  • Wooden Nickels

    by Michael D Nalley

    Don't you just adore
    the beautiful floor...

  • Driven By Fear

    by Shelley Williams

    If I were to drive a car
    with a look of silent fear...

  • The Drive Bee

    by Shelley Williams

    A wife worth a warning,
    "Beware the drive B,&quot...

  • Graceful Maturity (tanka)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Aging advantage:
    you can disappear outside...